Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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