You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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