PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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