I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
smell my finger.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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