"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
