Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
