come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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