There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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