But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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