talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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