i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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