Say something about gay babies.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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