At least make sure they are 18
Why
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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