I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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