you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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