lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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