Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You pole danced in your parka.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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