so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Congratulations! We have a period
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