People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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