some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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