You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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