I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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