ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Randomize
