"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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