Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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