i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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