why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There r osticjed everywhere
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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