Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
