dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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