god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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