I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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