Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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