i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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