He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she looked like the before picture.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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