i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think I died a long time ago.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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