R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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