I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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