Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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