with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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