Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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