Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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