Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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