it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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