I CAN MOONWALK!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
