Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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