i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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