She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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