I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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