At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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