I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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