Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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