Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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