you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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