i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize