alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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