I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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